Kids

Cassie asked me tonight if I thought we'd have kids. Well, first we have to have sex, but I didn't mention that. One of the reasons I don't think I'll have kids (besides my obvious fate) is because I can't imagine their contribution to my life....

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Lemons and Assholes

Love doesn't hurt. People hurt. And I'm tired of being that person. Did I give out a hall pass to be an asshole? Seems my log thinks it's PE and I'm the basket - slam dunk!! I walk through the door - I get nothin'....

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Modern day bullshit

All of my modern day TV family heroes have failed me. First it was Hogan Knows Best. I know these shows are stupid, but that's why I like them - mindless entertainment. It takes me away from my own bland reality...

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I'm not alone, so why am I so lonely?

If you've been reading my posts you know that I goof off a lot out of sheer boredom, speak my frank mind frequently and probably offend random people daily... but today I'm just feeling like what I'd imagine vaginal dryness feeling like....

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I'm discreet.

Today I was watchin' that 2012 thing on TV, and I thought - what happens if we REALLY all die like that....?

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