"What's that?" Doctor's office, part 2.

So this morning I go with Cassie to the doctor. She has this bump on her you-know-what, and doesn't know what it is. I was horrified to learn that not only was she going to have to go back to that stank hole of a place (it's the only doc office within 45 miles of Sunshine!!) but I'm gonna have to go with her. I'm 'er only friend....

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Fuck me silly rabbit?

There's a cool front blowing in so everyone's going to the doctor. If you don't know by now, People, the cold doesn't actually give you a COLD. People get colds from ONE sickly person when they're huddled in the doctors office together whining. Think about it. You have to catch a cold, and you don't catch it from the actually temperature. Geez....

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