The Curious Case of Lyn's Log

My log was actually pretty thoughtful this Christmas. He gave me Larissa Ness' new CD (this girl he knows from Lake Jackson told him about her) and despite my serious doubt at his hunch for my taste, I actually liked it. He even scored me an original track that's not released yet....

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Just me, my log and rock

My log gave me a rock tonight for Christmas Eve. Says it's a "mineral" that will bring me happiness and increase energy circulation throughout my body. Yeah right. My first thought was, "Fuck Off." As much as I want to believe in fairies, witches, and crystals that will cure hemorrhoids, let me be the first to break your spirit by saying -- it ain't happenin', oh wise ones....

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Christmas eve eve with TB

So it's Christmas eve eve and I I can't can't wait till it's over. I used to look forward to the holidays when I was little, but all this shrink wrapped fake cheer is chapping my hide. So dig this, today I was surfing blogs about couples that don't have sex, and just like that - BOOF, there it was: my log's blog. WTF?! Who woulda thought he had anything to write about....

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Thong th thong thong thong

So I was walkin' through Walmart tryin' to get some exercise and I came across the video section of the store - viola - my log's Christmas present - FINALLY. A box set of My Name Is Earl - hell yeah! Then I went to get my fingernails painted red and buy some sexy lingerie & heels to 'pump up the volume,' if you know what I mean....

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Oceanic life VS. Sunshine

I had a dream last night. I was at the ocean. We all were. It was the place where all civilization worked and lived. Not bad, right? I decided to take an elevator submarine to the other side, a respectable lake's length away. I got in the elevator alone and hit number 8. The elevator started to drop at a rapid rate, twist and turn... my stomach dropped... I was terrified...

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