FOREST FIRE ALERT (again!)

Holy shit hole!! I don't mean to be graphic...but then again, I don't really give fuppidy duck. It's my blog! I decided to surprise my log and give him some southern love (and I do mean SOUTH POLE, if you're still unclear) and I must have REALLY surprised him, 'cause I don't think he's shaved since....

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get your gnarly tweet on

I found this new craziness online called twitter. I say it's crazy, but I'm soooo addicted.

And I'm seriously having some anxiety lately, but have no idea why....

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gribbit, gribbit

Fetus - beware. How do you know the person carrying you is really your mother? A friend of Cassie's does this surrogate mother deal...

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