High Times with Flabio

Damien and Cassie are comin' over tonight to ring in the new year. Guess they got a babysitter. Neat. Which means they're bringing over the karaoke machine (again!) and she's the only one who will sing a ding ding.....

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spoiled milk

So new year's comin' up. Yippee! 2009 - everyone says it's supposed to be better than '08. Bite me. Just means I unwillingly survived another year, and I'm back at round one. Only no ridiculous pay and over-sized gold jewels to accompany my victory. And as the year moves on, so will the distance between me and my log again...

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The Curious Case of Lyn's Log

My log was actually pretty thoughtful this Christmas. He gave me Larissa Ness' new CD (this girl he knows from Lake Jackson told him about her) and despite my serious doubt at his hunch for my taste, I actually liked it. He even scored me an original track that's not released yet....

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Just me, my log and rock

My log gave me a rock tonight for Christmas Eve. Says it's a "mineral" that will bring me happiness and increase energy circulation throughout my body. Yeah right. My first thought was, "Fuck Off." As much as I want to believe in fairies, witches, and crystals that will cure hemorrhoids, let me be the first to break your spirit by saying -- it ain't happenin', oh wise ones....

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Christmas eve eve with TB

So it's Christmas eve eve and I I can't can't wait till it's over. I used to look forward to the holidays when I was little, but all this shrink wrapped fake cheer is chapping my hide. So dig this, today I was surfing blogs about couples that don't have sex, and just like that - BOOF, there it was: my log's blog. WTF?! Who woulda thought he had anything to write about....

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Thong th thong thong thong

So I was walkin' through Walmart tryin' to get some exercise and I came across the video section of the store - viola - my log's Christmas present - FINALLY. A box set of My Name Is Earl - hell yeah! Then I went to get my fingernails painted red and buy some sexy lingerie & heels to 'pump up the volume,' if you know what I mean....

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Oceanic life VS. Sunshine

I had a dream last night. I was at the ocean. We all were. It was the place where all civilization worked and lived. Not bad, right? I decided to take an elevator submarine to the other side, a respectable lake's length away. I got in the elevator alone and hit number 8. The elevator started to drop at a rapid rate, twist and turn... my stomach dropped... I was terrified...

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Murderer in theory?

This time thing is freaking me out. It's black at 5:30pm, and makes me feel sleepy. Of course it doesn't help that I couldn't sleep for shit last night. And my log was mumblin' something in his sleep. Geez. I tried to cover his mouth...

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late night neat beat manifesto

It's night. It's late. And I feel neat. Not the kinda neat like, "Oh, it's really neat and clean in here" but the kinda neat like, "I'm bored and feel like a bloated blow hole. Neat." The intent and connotation are completely different....

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Sunshine's redeeming features

So I turned off the annoying holiday tunes and had a pretty decent day, all reality considering. Sunshine's actually kinda artful right now...

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go elf yourself!

I am SO SICK of hearing Christmas music. I swear they keep playing the same song over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over... do you get my drift? If I hear Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland again I'm going to crawl inside that radio and ruin the magic of Christmas for that DJ.....

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Some kinda crazy

Have you ever felt so unimportant inside that you find yourself interjecting at any point to turn other people's conversations back towards you? The more I think, the more I think I'm pathetic....

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OMG!

Christmas is just around the corner and I don't know what to get my log. I hate shopping with a passion. Plus, the only stores around me are Walmart and JCPenny up the road. Puke-a-rama. Maybe I'll be creative this year and make him something. On second thought...

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Jim Monroe

I wonder if it's a coincidence that his last name is Monroe. After the greatest person that ever lived... of course she was a white woman and he's a black man... but they're both very good looking....

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Discovery channel tonight...

Once every few months I catch a show on Sci Fi or somethin' and it freaks me the hell out. OK, so I was brought up to be Christian, right. And we believe in the bible. The bible doesn't allow for aliens and ghosts that aren't angels or demons, so what is all the paranormal mumbo jumbo people hear and see? If you ask me, I think they've all fallen off their rockers....

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Missing Someone

Today it's colder than a holy hell hole here. Every time it gets this way (usually only twice a year) it makes me miss someone so bad that my heart aches and I physically feel pain....

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Another happy cheery morning

Another happy cheery morning. It's Monday and Tom's off to work. Guess I'll be making my way to Blue Top soon. This boxer I rescued, Moxy (what I'm calling her) is so adorable.....

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feeling low tonight

I don't know why but I'm feeling low tonight. Aside from staring at my log today, I actually got to rescue an animal. So, it should have been a great day! But I looked in his big (boxer) eyes and all of a sudden I was him... or he was me. If you've ever read, "The Art of Racing in the Rain" you'll understand. He wasn't just a dog anymore. He was more like me -- human! With real feelings, emotions and organized thoughts.  And I felt as though he could somehow get inside my head. Then I was just sad, because I don't even have people in my life that do that. People that get inside your head and finish you sentences. People that can't wait to hear what you're gonna say next.  The kind that jump at a chance to be clever, and prove their loyalty to you. Then I was even more sad because-  as sad as I was, I had someone to go home to. Even if it was a log. And that was more than he had. 

Another neat-o! weekend!

Yay! It's the weekend! What everyone waits for. Well, weekends don't mean shit to me. It just means my husband's off work, so we can stare at each other some more. When he's in the shower doing....

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feeling lost tonight

I'm comfortable. No health concerns. No real problems, or stresses. I can pull right up to get an oil change with no wait at all, and the traffic here is like three people at the stop light....

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Baby -mama-drama

OK, I'm not anti-babies. Well, maybe I am, but who gives a flying fuckidy fuck wad. My friend, Cassie comes up in here at my work with her baby cryin' and screamin', and then tries to talk me into having one...

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Me and Johnny Pott

Having a swell day so far. I caught my co-worker, Johnny, stoner-boner Pott head, smokin' you know what in the motel again! Geez! He's crazy....

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Bored in Sunshine, TX!!

I created this space because I'm bored out of my fucking mind and I need to vent. Excuse my language....

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