Saturday, February 14, 2009

Busch or bush?

What sounds better to YOU on this wonderfully made up holiday we call - Valentine's day??

As I sit here and write this in my black house slippers with kittens on them, I guess you could say, I'm feeling less than romantic....

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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

The Stupid Secret

Howdy. It's been a shit hole week. I've been sick. Feels like I've got a piece of rolled up sandpaper in my throat. Neat. But I can't help wondering if I'm sick because I'm sick of my log, or just plain sick. I was watching this movie today that my friend, Cassie gave me- The Secret. She thought maybe it'd help me improve my sex life....

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Monday, February 2, 2009

dirty roos

This morning I was picking up my log's dirty roos, folding them and putting them back in his drawer. Then I watched him get out of the shower and put a dirty roo on. Disgusting. I about puked in my mouth. I know it's wrong, but I'm at the end of my nice gal road here.....

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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

dumping ground

My boss, Rick, Rick porno stick, has decided to indefinitely LIVE at the motel. I thought it was a temporary thing, but apparently he... likes it? Who would like that set up? His house is ONE room that's separated by ONE door that leads directly into our front desk area at Blue Top....

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Saturday, January 24, 2009

FOREST FIRE ALERT (again!)

Holy shit hole!! I don't mean to be graphic...but then again, I don't really give fuppidy duck. It's my blog! I decided to surprise my log and give him some southern love (and I do mean SOUTH POLE, if you're still unclear) and I must have REALLY surprised him, 'cause I don't think he's shaved since....

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