What's love got to do with it?

Last night I was snooping through my log's desk. Well, can we really call it snooping..? I was bored, looking around for something interesting to entertain me, and he was coming home late, as usual. I got online and started listening to this radio show - Kim Iverson, and she had two male guests on...

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"What's that?" Doctor's office, part 2.

So this morning I go with Cassie to the doctor. She has this bump on her you-know-what, and doesn't know what it is. I was horrified to learn that not only was she going to have to go back to that stank hole of a place (it's the only doc office within 45 miles of Sunshine!!) but I'm gonna have to go with her. I'm 'er only friend....

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Fuck me silly rabbit?

There's a cool front blowing in so everyone's going to the doctor. If you don't know by now, People, the cold doesn't actually give you a COLD. People get colds from ONE sickly person when they're huddled in the doctors office together whining. Think about it. You have to catch a cold, and you don't catch it from the actually temperature. Geez....

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You'd have to see her...

to know how beautiful she was. She could light up the room better than the lights on the ceiling. She could make a beat up old fence smile. She could carry the room with her if she danced. And that's not all the pieces. She had a million different ways she could crack a laugh.

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Dirty Housewife

Where are the sky rides? I wanna go there. All the stuff on the ground is making me sick. I feel bad for the people in Haiti and I can't do enough. We don't have A LOT of $, but we're not hurting. I gave $100 to the Haiti fund on TV tonight... I guess something is better than nothing.

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Movie night with Johnny

Johnny brought over The Cove documentary last night, and we all watched it. Well, Tom, my log, fell asleep, but what's new!? I woke up this AM still thinking about it, so I have to tell you about it. It's about the cruel suffering & slaughtering of dolphins in Japan....

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Is most of life a conundrum or is it just me?

Today I had to rush one of my pugs to the vet. Her back right side was in pain.. she was yelping, and crying. I felt so bad. But then they couldn't localize the pain, because she acted fine once we were there!! WTH? So I got pain med and left. $70 later, that is....

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Looking at the glass half full... but full of 'what' is the real question.

I woke up last night and felt like I couldn't breathe. Then my arm felt numb. My log tried to comfort me, but nothing worked. I guess I thought I might be having a heart attack, although it was followed by confusion, since I'm pretty thin & a vegetarian! So today I drove into town and saw a doctor....

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Thanksgiving, but not so thankful.

So tomorrow's Thanksgiving. Whoopty-fuckin' doo. Everyone's alive and well, so I assume you think I should be, too. Well, I don't care what you think. I'm in a funk. It doesn't help that my extended family is frying turkeys and I'm a vegetarian.

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Rescue Me.

Is it just me or is life stupid? It's stupid good or stupid bad, but either way you spin it - it's stupid. I was watching youtube videos last night out of sheer boredom...

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Management 's stupid.

I never understood why girls go back. I was watchin' this movie last night - Management (spoiler alert - if you care). The one with Jennifer Aniston and Steve Zahn. I know, after The Good Girl, I shoulda probably learned my lesson....

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Sexless in Sunshine

Do you think a relationship's over if there's no sex? Today, my friend Cassie made a comment about someone's relationship being "sexless" so she knows there's something "wrong" with their marriage....

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Dead time - can't sleep

I've been waking up at 3am every night and can't sleep. Every time I look at the clock it says 11:11 or 3AM - dead time I believe those ghost hunters call it. Do you know if you multiply 11,111,111 X 11,111,111 it equals 12345677654321. Well, something like that - who's counting... ?

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Kids

Cassie asked me tonight if I thought we'd have kids. Well, first we have to have sex, but I didn't mention that. One of the reasons I don't think I'll have kids (besides my obvious fate) is because I can't imagine their contribution to my life....

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Lemons and Assholes

Love doesn't hurt. People hurt. And I'm tired of being that person. Did I give out a hall pass to be an asshole? Seems my log thinks it's PE and I'm the basket - slam dunk!! I walk through the door - I get nothin'....

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Modern day bullshit

All of my modern day TV family heroes have failed me. First it was Hogan Knows Best. I know these shows are stupid, but that's why I like them - mindless entertainment. It takes me away from my own bland reality...

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I'm not alone, so why am I so lonely?

If you've been reading my posts you know that I goof off a lot out of sheer boredom, speak my frank mind frequently and probably offend random people daily... but today I'm just feeling like what I'd imagine vaginal dryness feeling like....

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I'm discreet.

Today I was watchin' that 2012 thing on TV, and I thought - what happens if we REALLY all die like that....?

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Sudshine of my life

My week was pretty strange. First I had a dream I saw George Bush naked, which would have been traumatic enough. Then I got an influx of rescues... which is normally a great diversion from my sucky log life....

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Friends, really??!

I'm so conflicted right now...

There's all this hype about twitter and facebook. I have a twitter account because I'm bored out of my fucking mind, but wonder if anyone really gives a shit about my day, really. Do they really want to be MY FRIEND? and if so, WHY? I usually don't even care about my day, so why would anyone else...?

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