Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Loving animals right now, not people.

What does it say about me if I like hanging out with animals more than people? I'll tell you what - that I have a brain. They don't disappoint nearly as much....

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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

The Stupid Secret

Howdy. It's been a shit hole week. I've been sick. Feels like I've got a piece of rolled up sandpaper in my throat. Neat. But I can't help wondering if I'm sick because I'm sick of my log, or just plain sick. I was watching this movie today that my friend, Cassie gave me- The Secret. She thought maybe it'd help me improve my sex life....

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Friday, December 26, 2008

The Curious Case of Lyn's Log

My log was actually pretty thoughtful this Christmas. He gave me Larissa Ness' new CD (this girl he knows from Lake Jackson told him about her) and despite my serious doubt at his hunch for my taste, I actually liked it. He even scored me an original track that's not released yet....

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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Just me, my log and rock

My log gave me a rock tonight for Christmas Eve. Says it's a "mineral" that will bring me happiness and increase energy circulation throughout my body. Yeah right. My first thought was, "Fuck Off." As much as I want to believe in fairies, witches, and crystals that will cure hemorrhoids, let me be the first to break your spirit by saying -- it ain't happenin', oh wise ones....

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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Christmas eve eve with TB

So it's Christmas eve eve and I I can't can't wait till it's over. I used to look forward to the holidays when I was little, but all this shrink wrapped fake cheer is chapping my hide. So dig this, today I was surfing blogs about couples that don't have sex, and just like that - BOOF, there it was: my log's blog. WTF?! Who woulda thought he had anything to write about....

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