Just me, my log and rock

My log gave me a rock tonight for Christmas Eve. Says it's a "mineral" that will bring me happiness and increase energy circulation throughout my body. Yeah right. My first thought was, "Fuck Off." As much as I want to believe in fairies, witches, and crystals that will cure hemorrhoids, let me be the first to break your spirit by saying -- it ain't happenin', oh wise ones....

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