"What's that?" Doctor's office, part 2.

So this morning I go with Cassie to the doctor. She has this bump on her you-know-what, and doesn't know what it is. I was horrified to learn that not only was she going to have to go back to that stank hole of a place (it's the only doc office within 45 miles of Sunshine!!) but I'm gonna have to go with her. I'm 'er only friend....

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Sexless in Sunshine

Do you think a relationship's over if there's no sex? Today, my friend Cassie made a comment about someone's relationship being "sexless" so she knows there's something "wrong" with their marriage....

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The Stupid Secret

Howdy. It's been a shit hole week. I've been sick. Feels like I've got a piece of rolled up sandpaper in my throat. Neat. But I can't help wondering if I'm sick because I'm sick of my log, or just plain sick. I was watching this movie today that my friend, Cassie gave me- The Secret. She thought maybe it'd help me improve my sex life....

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That's stupid.

Geez. Cassie got so mad today. I was just being me, playing around. She texted me and asked what I was doing. I told her it was another glorious day in wonderland, and asked what she was doing. She said her and Damien were picking up some fishing gear and headin' to the lake while her parents were in town and able to watch the kids....

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spoiled milk

So new year's comin' up. Yippee! 2009 - everyone says it's supposed to be better than '08. Bite me. Just means I unwillingly survived another year, and I'm back at round one. Only no ridiculous pay and over-sized gold jewels to accompany my victory. And as the year moves on, so will the distance between me and my log again...

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Baby -mama-drama

OK, I'm not anti-babies. Well, maybe I am, but who gives a flying fuckidy fuck wad. My friend, Cassie comes up in here at my work with her baby cryin' and screamin', and then tries to talk me into having one...

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