Lyn Blue is lost In Sunshine

What's love got to do with it?

2010-02-03T09:15:00.000-08:00

Last night I was snooping through my log's desk. Well, can we really call it snooping..? I was bored, looking around for something interesting to entertain me, and he was coming home late, as usual. I got online and started listening to this radio show - Kim Iverson, and she had two male guests on...

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"What's that?" Doctor's office, part 2.

2010-01-28T07:36:00.001-08:00

So this morning I go with Cassie to the doctor. She has this bump on her you-know-what, and doesn't know what it is. I was horrified to learn that not only was she going to have to go back to that stank hole of a place (it's the only doc office within 45 miles of Sunshine!!) but I'm gonna have to go with her. I'm 'er only friend....

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Fuck me silly rabbit?

2010-01-27T09:29:00.001-08:00

There's a cool front blowing in so everyone's going to the doctor. If you don't know by now, People, the cold doesn't actually give you a COLD. People get colds from ONE sickly person when they're huddled in the doctors office together whining. Think about it. You have to catch a cold, and you don't catch it from the actually temperature. Geez....

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You'd have to see her...

2010-01-23T19:37:00.000-08:00

to know how beautiful she was. She could light up the room better than the lights on the ceiling. She could make a beat up old fence smile. She could carry the room with her if she danced. And that's not all the pieces. She had a million different ways she could crack a laugh.

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Dirty Housewife

2010-01-22T19:13:00.000-08:00

Where are the sky rides? I wanna go there. All the stuff on the ground is making me sick. I feel bad for the people in Haiti and I can't do enough. We don't have A LOT of $, but we're not hurting. I gave $100 to the Haiti fund on TV tonight... I guess something is better than nothing.

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Movie night with Johnny

2010-01-19T09:09:00.000-08:00

Johnny brought over The Cove documentary last night, and we all watched it. Well, Tom, my log, fell asleep, but what's new!? I woke up this AM still thinking about it, so I have to tell you about it. It's about the cruel suffering & slaughtering of dolphins in Japan....

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Is most of life a conundrum or is it just me?

2010-01-07T16:08:00.000-08:00

Today I had to rush one of my pugs to the vet. Her back right side was in pain.. she was yelping, and crying. I felt so bad. But then they couldn't localize the pain, because she acted fine once we were there!! WTH? So I got pain med and left. $70 later, that is....

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Looking at the glass half full... but full of 'what' is the real question.

2009-12-18T15:56:00.000-08:00

I woke up last night and felt like I couldn't breathe. Then my arm felt numb. My log tried to comfort me, but nothing worked. I guess I thought I might be having a heart attack, although it was followed by confusion, since I'm pretty thin & a vegetarian! So today I drove into town and saw a doctor....

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Thanksgiving, but not so thankful.

2009-11-25T16:51:00.000-08:00

So tomorrow's Thanksgiving. Whoopty-fuckin' doo. Everyone's alive and well, so I assume you think I should be, too. Well, I don't care what you think. I'm in a funk. It doesn't help that my extended family is frying turkeys and I'm a vegetarian.

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Rescue Me.

2009-11-01T14:57:00.000-08:00

Is it just me or is life stupid? It's stupid good or stupid bad, but either way you spin it - it's stupid. I was watching youtube videos last night out of sheer boredom...

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Management 's stupid.

2009-10-24T10:36:00.000-07:00

I never understood why girls go back. I was watchin' this movie last night - Management (spoiler alert - if you care). The one with Jennifer Aniston and Steve Zahn. I know, after The Good Girl, I shoulda probably learned my lesson....

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Sexless in Sunshine

2009-09-22T20:27:00.000-07:00

Do you think a relationship's over if there's no sex? Today, my friend Cassie made a comment about someone's relationship being "sexless" so she knows there's something "wrong" with their marriage....

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Dead time - can't sleep

2009-08-21T22:51:00.000-07:00

I've been waking up at 3am every night and can't sleep. Every time I look at the clock it says 11:11 or 3AM - dead time I believe those ghost hunters call it. Do you know if you multiply 11,111,111 X 11,111,111 it equals 12345677654321. Well, something like that - who's counting... ?

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Kids

2009-08-07T22:28:00.000-07:00

Cassie asked me tonight if I thought we'd have kids. Well, first we have to have sex, but I didn't mention that. One of the reasons I don't think I'll have kids (besides my obvious fate) is because I can't imagine their contribution to my life....

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Lemons and Assholes

2009-07-30T20:24:00.000-07:00

Love doesn't hurt. People hurt. And I'm tired of being that person. Did I give out a hall pass to be an asshole? Seems my log thinks it's PE and I'm the basket - slam dunk!! I walk through the door - I get nothin'....

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Modern day bullshit

2009-07-16T19:36:00.000-07:00

All of my modern day TV family heroes have failed me. First it was Hogan Knows Best. I know these shows are stupid, but that's why I like them - mindless entertainment. It takes me away from my own bland reality...

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I'm not alone, so why am I so lonely?

2009-06-16T12:48:00.000-07:00

If you've been reading my posts you know that I goof off a lot out of sheer boredom, speak my frank mind frequently and probably offend random people daily... but today I'm just feeling like what I'd imagine vaginal dryness feeling like....

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I'm discreet.

2009-05-28T17:35:00.000-07:00

Today I was watchin' that 2012 thing on TV, and I thought - what happens if we REALLY all die like that....?

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Sudshine of my life

2009-05-12T21:01:00.000-07:00

My week was pretty strange. First I had a dream I saw George Bush naked, which would have been traumatic enough. Then I got an influx of rescues... which is normally a great diversion from my sucky log life....

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Friends, really??!

2009-04-20T15:03:00.001-07:00

I'm so conflicted right now...

There's all this hype about twitter and facebook. I have a twitter account because I'm bored out of my fucking mind, but wonder if anyone really gives a shit about my day, really. Do they really want to be MY FRIEND? and if so, WHY? I usually don't even care about my day, so why would anyone else...?

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Loving animals right now, not people.

2009-04-07T20:22:00.000-07:00

What does it say about me if I like hanging out with animals more than people? I'll tell you what - that I have a brain. They don't disappoint nearly as much....

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Lost in Footloose...?

2009-04-04T21:44:00.000-07:00

I thought I was goin' to have a boring night, once again, but I flipped on the tube and low and behold, if it wasn't Mr. Bacon in action - bom diggity doo da- there it was, Footloose....

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white f'ing turtlenecks!

2009-03-21T17:44:00.000-07:00

Today was dumpy for me. I slept almost all day. Usually I try to wait for Sunday to rest, but I came across some old photos and it just made me sad. Seeing the way my family used to be when I was little. We looked so happy....

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Secret Sauce

2009-03-04T20:31:00.000-08:00

I've been so emotional lately. I feel like I'm on a roller coaster. I'm bored out of my mind and the worst part about it is I feel like I can't change it. It's always been this way. Me and my dad don't speak much. My best friend smokes dope all day, and my log's like living with a card board box. A very sturdy card board box, I might add. But geez....

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Revolutionary Air Suck Road

2009-02-24T08:20:00.000-08:00

Why can't my life be with Javier in Barcelona? Instead I'm in Southpark with a bunch of carrot tops. That shit only happens in movies. If you want to see what Sunshine is really like, watch Revolutionary Road. Minus the 50's clothes, here you have it....

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Busch or bush?

2009-02-14T11:50:00.001-08:00

What sounds better to YOU on this wonderfully made up holiday we call - Valentine's day??

As I sit here and write this in my black house slippers with kittens on them, I guess you could say, I'm feeling less than romantic....

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The Stupid Secret

2009-02-11T15:44:00.000-08:00

Howdy. It's been a shit hole week. I've been sick. Feels like I've got a piece of rolled up sandpaper in my throat. Neat. But I can't help wondering if I'm sick because I'm sick of my log, or just plain sick. I was watching this movie today that my friend, Cassie gave me- The Secret. She thought maybe it'd help me improve my sex life....

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dirty roos

2009-02-02T14:59:00.000-08:00

This morning I was picking up my log's dirty roos, folding them and putting them back in his drawer. Then I watched him get out of the shower and put a dirty roo on. Disgusting. I about puked in my mouth. I know it's wrong, but I'm at the end of my nice gal road here.....

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dumping ground

2009-01-28T13:48:00.000-08:00

My boss, Rick, Rick porno stick, has decided to indefinitely LIVE at the motel. I thought it was a temporary thing, but apparently he... likes it? Who would like that set up? His house is ONE room that's separated by ONE door that leads directly into our front desk area at Blue Top....

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FOREST FIRE ALERT (again!)

2009-01-24T18:44:00.000-08:00

Holy shit hole!! I don't mean to be graphic...but then again, I don't really give fuppidy duck. It's my blog! I decided to surprise my log and give him some southern love (and I do mean SOUTH POLE, if you're still unclear) and I must have REALLY surprised him, 'cause I don't think he's shaved since....

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get your gnarly tweet on

2009-01-22T21:47:00.000-08:00

I found this new craziness online called twitter. I say it's crazy, but I'm soooo addicted.

And I'm seriously having some anxiety lately, but have no idea why....

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gribbit, gribbit

2009-01-18T10:36:00.000-08:00

Fetus - beware. How do you know the person carrying you is really your mother? A friend of Cassie's does this surrogate mother deal...

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New pics of me on myspace!

2009-01-13T14:03:00.000-08:00

Don't get too excited. This is when life was good...fun, even! I had hope. I miss that time.

Just click on the link above....

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That's stupid.

2009-01-09T15:55:00.000-08:00

Geez. Cassie got so mad today. I was just being me, playing around. She texted me and asked what I was doing. I told her it was another glorious day in wonderland, and asked what she was doing. She said her and Damien were picking up some fishing gear and headin' to the lake while her parents were in town and able to watch the kids....

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domesticated ASS!

2009-01-04T13:44:00.000-08:00

I'm really bent over Tom right now. He just chaps my hide sometimes and I want to smack his perfect looking face right off his head! He doesn't hear anything I say, I swear. I TOLD him about this donkey I rescued for the weekend, and he acted surprised when she showed up....

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Star Wars pug

2009-01-01T20:53:00.000-08:00

Rescued this little black sweetie today with a tumor on her face. Think she's a little off, but I like it. It's just, her tongue's a little too long for her mouth and one eye ball kinda drifts off when she's lookin' at me. Name's Dartha, after Star Wars I suppose (Darth?)....

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High Times with Flabio

2008-12-31T08:10:00.000-08:00

Damien and Cassie are comin' over tonight to ring in the new year. Guess they got a babysitter. Neat. Which means they're bringing over the karaoke machine (again!) and she's the only one who will sing a ding ding.....

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spoiled milk

2008-12-29T16:34:00.001-08:00

So new year's comin' up. Yippee! 2009 - everyone says it's supposed to be better than '08. Bite me. Just means I unwillingly survived another year, and I'm back at round one. Only no ridiculous pay and over-sized gold jewels to accompany my victory. And as the year moves on, so will the distance between me and my log again...

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The Curious Case of Lyn's Log

2008-12-26T10:18:00.000-08:00

My log was actually pretty thoughtful this Christmas. He gave me Larissa Ness' new CD (this girl he knows from Lake Jackson told him about her) and despite my serious doubt at his hunch for my taste, I actually liked it. He even scored me an original track that's not released yet....

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Just me, my log and rock

2008-12-24T20:19:00.000-08:00

My log gave me a rock tonight for Christmas Eve. Says it's a "mineral" that will bring me happiness and increase energy circulation throughout my body. Yeah right. My first thought was, "Fuck Off." As much as I want to believe in fairies, witches, and crystals that will cure hemorrhoids, let me be the first to break your spirit by saying -- it ain't happenin', oh wise ones....

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Christmas eve eve with TB

2008-12-23T20:05:00.000-08:00

So it's Christmas eve eve and I I can't can't wait till it's over. I used to look forward to the holidays when I was little, but all this shrink wrapped fake cheer is chapping my hide. So dig this, today I was surfing blogs about couples that don't have sex, and just like that - BOOF, there it was: my log's blog. WTF?! Who woulda thought he had anything to write about....

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Thong th thong thong thong

2008-12-22T15:01:00.001-08:00

So I was walkin' through Walmart tryin' to get some exercise and I came across the video section of the store - viola - my log's Christmas present - FINALLY. A box set of My Name Is Earl - hell yeah! Then I went to get my fingernails painted red and buy some sexy lingerie & heels to 'pump up the volume,' if you know what I mean....

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Oceanic life VS. Sunshine

2008-12-21T18:29:00.000-08:00

I had a dream last night. I was at the ocean. We all were. It was the place where all civilization worked and lived. Not bad, right? I decided to take an elevator submarine to the other side, a respectable lake's length away. I got in the elevator alone and hit number 8. The elevator started to drop at a rapid rate, twist and turn... my stomach dropped... I was terrified...

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Murderer in theory?

2008-12-20T17:14:00.000-08:00

This time thing is freaking me out. It's black at 5:30pm, and makes me feel sleepy. Of course it doesn't help that I couldn't sleep for shit last night. And my log was mumblin' something in his sleep. Geez. I tried to cover his mouth...

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late night neat beat manifesto

2008-12-19T23:16:00.001-08:00

It's night. It's late. And I feel neat. Not the kinda neat like, "Oh, it's really neat and clean in here" but the kinda neat like, "I'm bored and feel like a bloated blow hole. Neat." The intent and connotation are completely different....

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Sunshine's redeeming features

2008-12-19T15:51:00.000-08:00

So I turned off the annoying holiday tunes and had a pretty decent day, all reality considering. Sunshine's actually kinda artful right now...

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go elf yourself!

2008-12-19T08:16:00.000-08:00

I am SO SICK of hearing Christmas music. I swear they keep playing the same song over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over... do you get my drift? If I hear Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland again I'm going to crawl inside that radio and ruin the magic of Christmas for that DJ.....

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Some kinda crazy

2008-12-18T10:36:00.000-08:00

Have you ever felt so unimportant inside that you find yourself interjecting at any point to turn other people's conversations back towards you? The more I think, the more I think I'm pathetic....

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OMG!

2008-12-18T08:01:00.000-08:00

Christmas is just around the corner and I don't know what to get my log. I hate shopping with a passion. Plus, the only stores around me are Walmart and JCPenny up the road. Puke-a-rama. Maybe I'll be creative this year and make him something. On second thought...

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Jim Monroe

2008-12-17T09:29:00.000-08:00

I wonder if it's a coincidence that his last name is Monroe. After the greatest person that ever lived... of course she was a white woman and he's a black man... but they're both very good looking....

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Discovery channel tonight...

2008-12-16T21:38:00.000-08:00

Once every few months I catch a show on Sci Fi or somethin' and it freaks me the hell out. OK, so I was brought up to be Christian, right. And we believe in the bible. The bible doesn't allow for aliens and ghosts that aren't angels or demons, so what is all the paranormal mumbo jumbo people hear and see? If you ask me, I think they've all fallen off their rockers....

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Missing Someone

2008-12-16T10:53:00.000-08:00

Today it's colder than a holy hell hole here. Every time it gets this way (usually only twice a year) it makes me miss someone so bad that my heart aches and I physically feel pain....

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Another happy cheery morning

2008-12-15T08:50:00.000-08:00

Another happy cheery morning. It's Monday and Tom's off to work. Guess I'll be making my way to Blue Top soon. This boxer I rescued, Moxy (what I'm calling her) is so adorable.....

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feeling low tonight

2008-12-14T18:34:00.001-08:00

I don't know why but I'm feeling low tonight. Aside from staring at my log today, I actually got to rescue an animal. So, it should have been a great day! But I looked in his big (boxer) eyes and all of a sudden I was him... or he was me. If you've ever read, "The Art of Racing in the Rain" you'll understand. He wasn't just a dog anymore. He was more like me -- human! With real feelings, emotions and organized thoughts. And I felt as though he could somehow get inside my head. Then I was just sad, because I don't even have people in my life that do that. People that get inside your head and finish you sentences. People that can't wait to hear what you're gonna say next. The kind that jump at a chance to be clever, and prove their loyalty to you. Then I was even more sad because- as sad as I was, I had someone to go home to. Even if it was a log. And that was more than he had.

Another neat-o! weekend!

2008-12-13T13:00:00.000-08:00

Yay! It's the weekend! What everyone waits for. Well, weekends don't mean shit to me. It just means my husband's off work, so we can stare at each other some more. When he's in the shower doing....

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feeling lost tonight

2008-12-12T19:57:00.000-08:00

I'm comfortable. No health concerns. No real problems, or stresses. I can pull right up to get an oil change with no wait at all, and the traffic here is like three people at the stop light....

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Baby -mama-drama

2008-12-12T12:27:00.000-08:00

OK, I'm not anti-babies. Well, maybe I am, but who gives a flying fuckidy fuck wad. My friend, Cassie comes up in here at my work with her baby cryin' and screamin', and then tries to talk me into having one...

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Me and Johnny Pott

2008-12-12T08:23:00.000-08:00

Having a swell day so far. I caught my co-worker, Johnny, stoner-boner Pott head, smokin' you know what in the motel again! Geez! He's crazy....

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Bored in Sunshine, TX!!

2008-12-11T11:10:00.000-08:00

I created this space because I'm bored out of my fucking mind and I need to vent. Excuse my language....

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